Mass Debate: Which M&M is a Better Brand Spokesperson? - Yellow vs Red

In this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced that Red is the seductive siren of the candy aisle. They spend the entire debate trading half-baked, sugar-rushed arguments based on their mutual Mandela Effect before Kirk crashes the Hung Jury segment with a hard dose of fact-checking reality that melts their claims faster than Green M&Ms in Jed's mouth. Forced to pivot, the boys scramble for new angles, proving they’re willing to twist any narrative to get their sweet victory — because in this debate, the only thing thicker than the candy shell is the bullshit.

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