Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
73 episodes
Mass Debate: Greatest Ever Super Bowl Halftime Show? - Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince
On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the ...
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Mass Debate: Who Would Be More Fun to Get High With? - Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny
On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, sla...
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23:25
Mass Debate: Which Animated TV Comedy is Better? - Family Guy vs King of the Hill
On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its vei...
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Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? - Mister Rogers vs Bob Ross
On this week's episode, PBS goes pay-per-view as Jed and Professor Safety absolutely suplex your childhood over who would win in a physical fight: Mister Rogers or Bob Ross? Jed comes out swinging for Team Rogers, suggesting that the soft-spoke...
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Mass Debate: Does Everyday Cutlery Need an Upgrade? - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork
On this week's episode, things get downright utensil-itarian as Kirk and Kraig fork over their sharpest takes on the question: Does everyday cutlery need an upgrade - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork? Kirk digs in for Team Classic, arguing that when...
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Mass Debate: Which Drink was the Dopest for 90s High Schoolers? - Yoo-hoo vs Capri-Sun
On this week's episode, we’re crackin’ open a cold bottle of 90s nostalgia and seeing which lunchroom legend reigns supreme: Yoo-hoo or Capri-Sun? Jed blasts out of the gates with a two-fisted trip down memory lane, claiming Yoo-hoo was the und...
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22:47
Mass Debate: Who Was the Best Spider-Man? - Garfield vs Holland vs Maguire
On this week's episode, it’s a tangled web of chaos as Jed, Kirk, and special guest Jonathan "G-Man" Goolsby swing headfirst into the great power, great responsibility, and greatly unnecessary drama of Who Was the Best Spider-Man: Garfield, Hol...
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Mass Debate: Which Animal Would Win in a Fight to the Death? - Giraffe vs Rhinoceros
On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe...
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21:56
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Rambo vs The Terminator
On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-Ameri...
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22:35
Mass Debate: Which Dakota is Better? - South vs North
On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic e...
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Mass Debate: Which Character Was the Cooler 80s Toy? - Teddy Ruxpin vs My Pet Monster
On this week's episode, it’s plush-on-plush carnage as Jed and JT try to stuff each other over which 80s icon was the cooler toy: Teddy Ruxpin or My Pet Monster? Jed rolls in hard on Team Ruxpin, calling him “the animatronic king of the toy ais...
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20:33
Mass Debate: Which Boogie is Best? - Boot Scootin' Boogie vs Electric Boogie
On this week's episode, sparks fly and boots stomp as special guest Chris Morris and resident cowboy Jed go toe-to-toe over Which Boogie is Best: Boot Scootin’ Boogie or the Electric Boogie? Chris slides into Team Electric with confidence, prai...
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24:02
Mass Debate: Is Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" the Greatest Christmas Song? - Throat GOAT vs Overplayed Note
On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is Y...
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22:42
Mass Debate: Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? - Yippee-Ki-Yay vs Yippee-Ki-Nay
Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…o...
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Mass Debate: Which Brother is the Better Actor? Charlie Sheen vs Emilio Estevez
On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a f...
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20:27
Mass Debate: Which is Better? - Having a Tail vs Ability to Fly
On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes,...
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24:11
Mass Debate: Which Chris is the Better Chris? - Pratt vs Hemsworth
Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but st...
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19:18
Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? - Young Michael Jackson vs Old Prince
Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jack...
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21:07
Mass Debate: Which Direction is Best for Time Traveling? - Always to the Future vs Always to the Past
Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best...
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19:34
Mass Debate: Which Horror Movie Icon is Easier to Get Away From? - Chucky vs Leprechaun
Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep! We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate wh...
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24:10
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Way to Eat Leftover Pizza? - Heat it Up vs Eat it Cold
On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza des...
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22:35
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Superpower? - Invisibility vs Teleportation
In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguin...
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18:55
Mass Debate: Who is the Definitive Portrayal of Batman? - Bale vs West
Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his sp...
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18:47
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Franchise? - Star Wars vs Star Trek
In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Ki...
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21:13
Mass Debate: Which is the Cooler Childhood Dream Job? - Cowboy vs Spaceman
Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insistin...
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