Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
53 episodes
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Way to Eat Leftover Pizza? - Heat it Up vs Eat it Cold
On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza des...
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Mass Debate: Which is the Better Superpower? - Invisibility vs Teleportation
In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguin...
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18:55
Mass Debate: Who is the Definitive Portrayal of Batman?: Bale vs West
Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his sp...
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Mass Debate: Which is the Better Franchise? - Star Wars vs Star Trek
In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Ki...
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Mass Debate: Which is the Cooler Childhood Dream Job? - Cowboy vs Spaceman
Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insistin...
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22:34
Mass Debate: Who Has the Crazier Fans - Taylor Swift or Insane Clown Posse? Swifties vs Juggalos
On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged d...
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23:46
Mass Debate: Which Actor is More Entertaining to Watch? - Nicolas Cage vs Keanu Reeves
Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nico...
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22:31
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs Hooch
Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy B...
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23:33
Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial Arts Action Hero of All Time?
This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware ...
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19:17
Mass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or Stayin’ Dead?
In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the...
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20:56
Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact?
This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” cr...
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19:05
Mass Debate: Is Mandatory Napping Good for Productivity? - Get Some Zzzs or Get Back to Work
In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even...
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21:54
Mass Debate: Should a PB&J Have Crust or Should it Be Crustless?
Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwh...
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19:56
Mass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us?
In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any...
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22:03
Mass Debate: Which M&M is a Better Brand Spokesperson? - Yellow vs Red
In this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced tha...
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23:20
Mass Debate: Which Ice Cream Reigns Supreme? - Chocolate vs. Vanilla
In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually ...
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23:06
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? - Spider-Man vs Batman
In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-sli...
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21:29
Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan with a Machete vs Tiger in Full Body Armor
Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, ...
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23:06
Mass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs Sonic
Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes f...
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21:31
Mass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs Impossible Burger
Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass...
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18:57
Mass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?
One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man...
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22:48
Mass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a Night Owl?
Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some str...
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19:29
Mass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with Sandals?
It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-c...
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20:35
Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the Shower? - Oui, Oui or Non, Non
The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for clean...
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23:01
Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? - Fork or Fold
You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, lis...
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