Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
45 episodes
Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial Arts Action Hero of All Time?
This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware ...
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19:17
Mass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or Stayin’ Dead?
In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the...
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20:56
Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact?
This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” cr...
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19:05
Mass Debate: Is Mandatory Napping Good for Productivity? - Get Some Zzzs or Get Back to Work
In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even...
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21:54
Mass Debate: Should a PB&J Have Crust or Should it Be Crustless?
Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwh...
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19:56
Mass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us?
In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any...
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22:03
Mass Debate: Which M&M is a Better Brand Spokesperson? - Yellow vs Red
In this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced tha...
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23:20
Mass Debate: Which Ice Cream Reigns Supreme? - Chocolate vs. Vanilla
In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually ...
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23:06
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? - Spider-Man vs Batman
In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-sli...
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21:29
Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan with a Machete vs Tiger in Full Body Armor
Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, ...
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23:06
Mass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs Sonic
Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes f...
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21:31
Mass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs Impossible Burger
Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass...
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18:57
Mass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?
One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man...
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22:48
Mass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a Night Owl?
Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some str...
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19:29
Mass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with Sandals?
It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-c...
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20:35
Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the Shower? - Oui, Oui or Non, Non
The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for clean...
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23:01
Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? - Fork or Fold
You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, lis...
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18:29
Mass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate Kid? - Daniel or Johnny
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as ...
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26:38
Mass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation?
Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real...
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20:41
Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Pass Gas In Public?
Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently ...
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15:26
Mass Debate: Who Reigns Supreme? - Drake V Kendrick
Wanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.
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26:16
Mass Debate: Which is Best - Corner or Middle Piece of the Brownie?
Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.
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19:21
Mass Debate Classics: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? - 3-Way Debate
Kraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Le...
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21:42
Mass Debate Classics: Are They Good or Do They Suck? - Nickelback
Kraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a pers...
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14:57
Mass Debate Classics: Real or Fake? - Santa Claus
Two jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, ...
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