Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
66 episodes
Mass Debate: Which Animal Would Win in a Fight to the Death? - Giraffe vs Rhinoceros
On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe...
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Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Rambo vs The Terminator
On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-Ameri...
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22:35
Mass Debate: Which Dakota is Better? - South vs North
On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic e...
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Mass Debate: Which Character Was the Cooler 80s Toy? - Teddy Ruxpin vs My Pet Monster
On this week's episode, it’s plush-on-plush carnage as Jed and JT try to stuff each other over which 80s icon was the cooler toy: Teddy Ruxpin or My Pet Monster? Jed rolls in hard on Team Ruxpin, calling him “the animatronic king of the toy ais...
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Mass Debate: Which Boogie is Best? - Boot Scootin' Boogie vs Electric Boogie
On this week's episode, sparks fly and boots stomp as special guest Chris Morris and resident cowboy Jed go toe-to-toe over Which Boogie is Best: Boot Scootin’ Boogie or the Electric Boogie? Chris slides into Team Electric with confidence, prai...
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Mass Debate: Is Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" the Greatest Christmas Song? - Throat GOAT vs Overplayed Note
On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is Y...
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Mass Debate: Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? - Yippee-Ki-Yay vs Yippee-Ki-Nay
Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…o...
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Mass Debate: Which Brother is the Better Actor? Charlie Sheen vs Emilio Estevez
On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a f...
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Mass Debate: Which is Better? - Having a Tail vs Ability to Fly
On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes,...
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Mass Debate: Which Chris is the Better Chris? - Pratt vs Hemsworth
Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but st...
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Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? - Young Michael Jackson vs Old Prince
Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jack...
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Mass Debate: Which Direction is Best for Time Traveling? - Always to the Future vs Always to the Past
Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best...
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19:34
Mass Debate: Which Horror Movie Icon is Easier to Get Away From? - Chucky vs Leprechaun
Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep! We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate wh...
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24:10
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Way to Eat Leftover Pizza? - Heat it Up vs Eat it Cold
On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza des...
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22:35
Mass Debate: Which is the Better Superpower? - Invisibility vs Teleportation
In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguin...
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Mass Debate: Who is the Definitive Portrayal of Batman? - Bale vs West
Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his sp...
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Mass Debate: Which is the Better Franchise? - Star Wars vs Star Trek
In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Ki...
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Mass Debate: Which is the Cooler Childhood Dream Job? - Cowboy vs Spaceman
Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insistin...
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22:34
Mass Debate: Who Has the Crazier Fans - Taylor Swift or Insane Clown Posse? Swifties vs Juggalos
On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged d...
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23:46
Mass Debate: Which Actor is More Entertaining to Watch? - Nicolas Cage vs Keanu Reeves
Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nico...
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22:31
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs Hooch
Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy B...
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23:33
Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial Arts Action Hero of All Time?
This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware ...
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Mass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or Stayin’ Dead?
In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the...
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20:56
Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact?
This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” cr...
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Mass Debate: Is Mandatory Napping Good for Productivity? - Get Some Zzzs or Get Back to Work
In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even...
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