Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
79 episodes
Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy (Most Iconic SNL Cast Member?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting J...
Thumb Out vs Tucked (Proper Way to Give the Finger?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortles...
Slap Chop Vince vs Billy Mays (Most Iconic TV Pitch Man?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, get ready to be sham-wowed as Kraig and Jed shout, slap, and scrub their way through who’s the most iconic TV pitch man: Slap Chop Vince or Billy Mays? Kraig comes out slapping nuts and taking names for Team Vince, calli...
Masters of the Universe vs Flash Gordon (Better 80s Sci-Fi Movie?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the cosmos gets messier than Dolph Lundgren's accent as JT and Kraig blast off into a neon-soaked showdown over which 80s sci-fi movie rules the galaxy: Masters of the Universe or Flash Gordon. JT plants his flag on Eter...
Mass Debate: Care Bears vs Gummi Bears (Who Wins in a Death Match?)
On this week's episode, childhood comfort gets absolutely curb-stomped as Kraig and Kirk turn Saturday morning sweetness into a full-blown sugar massacre over Care Bears vs Gummi Bears: Who wins in a death match? Kraig opens with a soft, cuddly...
Mass Debate: Ferris Bueller's Day Off vs The Breakfast Club (Better 80s Teen Movie?)
On this week's episode, we cut class and head straight to detention as Ian and Jed throw down over the greatest 80s teen movie: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off vs The Breakfast Club. Ian ditches school in style for Team Ferris, calling him the patron ...
Mass Debate: Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince (Best Super Bowl Halftime Appearance?)
On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the ...
Mass Debate: Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny (More Fun to Get High With?)
On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, sla...
Mass Debate: Family Guy vs King of the Hill (Better Animated TV Comedy?)
On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its vei...
Mass Debate: Mister Rogers vs Bob Ross (Who Would Win in a Street Brawl?)
On this week's episode, PBS goes pay-per-view as Jed and Professor Safety absolutely suplex your childhood over who would win in a physical fight: Mister Rogers or Bob Ross? Jed comes out swinging for Team Rogers, suggesting that the soft-spoke...
Mass Debate: The Spork vs Spoon and Fork (Better Eating Utensils?)
On this week's episode, things get downright utensil-itarian as Kirk and Kraig fork over their sharpest takes on the question: Does everyday cutlery need an upgrade - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork? Kirk digs in for Team Classic, arguing that when...
Mass Debate: Yoo-hoo vs Capri-Sun (Dopest 90s After School Drink?)
On this week's episode, we’re crackin’ open a cold bottle of 90s nostalgia and seeing which lunchroom legend reigns supreme: Yoo-hoo or Capri-Sun? Jed blasts out of the gates with a two-fisted trip down memory lane, claiming Yoo-hoo was the und...
Mass Debate: Garfield vs Holland vs Maguire (Best Cinematic Spider-Man?)
On this week's episode, it’s a tangled web of chaos as Jed, Kirk, and special guest Jonathan "G-Man" Goolsby swing headfirst into the great power, great responsibility, and greatly unnecessary drama of Who Was the Best Spider-Man: Garfield, Hol...
Mass Debate: Giraffe vs Rhinoceros (Who Would Win in a Fight to the Death?)
On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe...
Mass Debate: Rambo vs The Terminator (Better Movie Character?)
On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-Ameri...
Mass Debate: South vs North (Best Dakota?)
On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic e...
Mass Debate: Teddy Ruxpin vs My Pet Monster (Cooler 80s Toy?)
On this week's episode, it’s plush-on-plush carnage as Jed and JT try to stuff each other over which 80s icon was the cooler toy: Teddy Ruxpin or My Pet Monster? Jed rolls in hard on Team Ruxpin, calling him “the animatronic king of the toy ais...
Mass Debate: Boot Scootin' Boogie vs Electric Boogie (Best Boogie?)
On this week's episode, sparks fly and boots stomp as special guest Chris Morris and resident cowboy Jed go toe-to-toe over Which Boogie is Best: Boot Scootin’ Boogie or the Electric Boogie? Chris slides into Team Electric with confidence, prai...
Mass Debate: Throat GOAT vs Overplayed Note (Did Mariah Carey Make the Best Christmas Song Ever?)
On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is Y...
Mass Debate: Yippee-Ki-Yay vs Yippee-Ki-Nay (Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?)
Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…o...
Mass Debate: Charlie Sheen vs Emilio Estevez (Better Acting Bro?)
On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a f...
Mass Debate: Having a Tail vs Ability to Fly (Which is Better?)
On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes,...
Mass Debate: Pratt vs Hemsworth (Best Chris Ever?)
Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but st...
Mass Debate: Young Michael Jackson vs Old Prince (Who Would Win in a Street Fight?)
Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jack...
Mass Debate: Always to the Future vs Always to the Past (Best for Time Traveling?)
Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best...
