Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
93 episodes
Neighborly Knockabout! Steve Urkel vs Wilson | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the cul-de-sac becomes a goddamn war zone as Kraig and Jed feud over the fence to determine which 90s sitcom neighbor deserves the keys to our collective heart: Steve Urkel or Wilson! Kraig comes crashing through the dry...
Deadly Dance-Off! Jack Reacher vs John Wick | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, bullets are flying - feet bullets that is - as Jed and special guest JT settle the question nobody had the courage, mental illness, or the abundance of free-time to ask: Who wins the Deadly Dance-Off, Jack Reacher ...
Cute Creature Conflict! Capybara vs Red Panda | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the BPM Boys settle the most adorable conflict since Alex P. Keaton boxed that kangaroo on a very special Family Ties! Special guest Skyler Norwood and Kirk battle over the cutest cuddle creature: Capybara vs Red Panda! ...
Miller Lite Mano a Mano! Less Filling vs Tastes Great | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the taps are flowing with nonsense and beer commercials from 1973, as Kirk and Kraig revive the greatest barroom argument ever advertised: "Less Filling" vs "Tastes Great!" Kirk cracks one open for Team Less Filling, arg...
Musical Decade Dustup! 90s Music vs 80s Music | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the BPM Boys crank the volume to eleven as Kraig and Jed drop the needle on the ultimate mixtape melee: 90s Music vs 80s Music! Kraig storms in for Team 90s dripping with enough flannel and angst to choke a barista. He r...
Prime Number Prizefight! 3 vs 7 | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, mathematics is dragged into a back alley and beaten senseless as Jed and Kirk square off over the ultimate numerical nonsense: Which prime number reigns supreme...3 or 7? Jed counts to 3 and confidently stops there, argu...
KFC Cage Match: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the pressure fryer is cranked to eleven as Kirk and Kraig meet on the battlefield, both fighting under the flag of Colonel Harlan Sanders. But this is an internal war...a brother's war over KFC's greatest culinary conund...
Funnest Instrument of Chaos for 'Merica's Birthday? M-80 vs Roman Candle | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the Founding Fathers immediately regret giving us independence as Jed and Kraig celebrate America's birthday by arguing which explosive delivers the most patriotic chaos: the M-80 or the Roman Candle. Jed lights the fuse...
Who Would Win in a Street Fight? Tommy DeVito vs Nino Brown | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the BPM Boys take a nighttime stroll down Bad Decision Boulevard as Kirk and special guest Chris Morris square up over who would win in a street fight: Tommy DeVito or Nino Brown? Kirk comes out swinging for Team DeVito,...
Which Director Has the Better Filmography? Tarantino vs Spielberg | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, cinema's biggest heavyweights step into the ring as Jed and special guest Skyler Norwood battle over which director boasts the better filmography: Quentin Tarantino or Steven Spielberg? Jed storms in carrying a glowing g...
Which Coast Can Boast the Most? West Coast vs East Coast | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the BPM Boys plant their flags on opposite shores and ask the question that has divided America since the invention of overpriced real estate: Which Coast Has the Most: East Coast or West Coast? Kirk comes out firing for...
Bigger Pop Culture Icon? Hulk Hogan vs The Rock | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the squared circle expands to encompass all of pop culture as Kirk and Jed step into the ring to answer one colossal question: Who’s the bigger pop culture icon: Hulk Hogan or The Rock? Kirk storms out waving the stars a...
White Castle vs Waffle House (Best Late Night Food While F*d Up?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the grills are hot, the eyes are bloodshot, and the digestive systems are filing formal complaints as Kraig and Jed stagger into battle over the superior late-night drunk/high food spot: White Castle or Waffle House? Kra...
Freddy Got Fingered vs Cabin Boy (Better Alt-Comedy Movie?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, things get weird, wet, and deeply uncomfortable as Kraig and Chris battle over which turn of the century alt-comedy fever dream lives rent free in our heads: Freddy Got Fingered or Cabin Boy. Kraig bursts through the doo...
Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy (Most Iconic SNL Cast Member?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting J...
Thumb Out vs Tucked (Proper Way to Give the Finger?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortles...
Slap Chop Vince vs Billy Mays (Most Iconic TV Pitch Man?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, get ready to be sham-wowed as Kraig and Jed shout, slap, and scrub their way through who’s the most iconic TV pitch man: Slap Chop Vince or Billy Mays? Kraig comes out slapping nuts and taking names for Team Vince, calli...
Masters of the Universe vs Flash Gordon (Better 80s Sci-Fi Movie?) | Mass Debate
On this week's episode, the cosmos gets messier than Dolph Lundgren's accent as JT and Kraig blast off into a neon-soaked showdown over which 80s sci-fi movie rules the galaxy: Masters of the Universe or Flash Gordon. JT plants his flag on Eter...
Mass Debate: Care Bears vs Gummi Bears (Who Wins in a Death Match?)
On this week's episode, childhood comfort gets absolutely curb-stomped as Kraig and Kirk turn Saturday morning sweetness into a full-blown sugar massacre over Care Bears vs Gummi Bears: Who wins in a death match? Kraig opens with a soft, cuddly...
Mass Debate: Ferris Bueller's Day Off vs The Breakfast Club (Better 80s Teen Movie?)
On this week's episode, we cut class and head straight to detention as Ian and Jed throw down over the greatest 80s teen movie: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off vs The Breakfast Club. Ian ditches school in style for Team Ferris, calling him the patron ...
Mass Debate: Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince (Best Super Bowl Halftime Appearance?)
On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the ...
Mass Debate: Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny (More Fun to Get High With?)
On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, sla...
Mass Debate: Family Guy vs King of the Hill (Better Animated TV Comedy?)
On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its vei...
Mass Debate: Mister Rogers vs Bob Ross (Who Would Win in a Street Brawl?)
On this week's episode, PBS goes pay-per-view as Jed and Professor Safety absolutely suplex your childhood over who would win in a physical fight: Mister Rogers or Bob Ross? Jed comes out swinging for Team Rogers, suggesting that the soft-spoke...
Mass Debate: The Spork vs Spoon and Fork (Better Eating Utensils?)
On this week's episode, things get downright utensil-itarian as Kirk and Kraig fork over their sharpest takes on the question: Does everyday cutlery need an upgrade - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork? Kirk digs in for Team Classic, arguing that when...
