Blank Propaganda Machine
Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Episodes
37 episodes
Mass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? - Spider-Man vs Batman
In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-sli...
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21:29
Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan with a Machete vs Tiger in Full Body Armor
Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, ...
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23:06
Mass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs Sonic
Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes f...
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21:31
Mass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs Impossible Burger
Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass...
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18:57
Mass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?
One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man...
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22:48
Mass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a Night Owl?
Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some str...
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19:29
Mass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with Sandals?
It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-c...
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20:35
Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the Shower? - Oui, Oui or Non, Non
The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for clean...
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23:01
Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? - Fork or Fold
You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, lis...
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18:29
Mass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate Kid? - Daniel or Johnny
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as ...
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26:38
Mass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation?
Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real...
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20:41
Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Pass Gas In Public?
Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently ...
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15:26
Mass Debate: Who Reigns Supreme? - Drake V Kendrick
Wanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.
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26:16
Mass Debate: Which is Best - Corner or Middle Piece of the Brownie?
Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.
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19:21
Mass Debate Classics: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? - 3-Way Debate
Kraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Le...
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21:42
Mass Debate Classics: Are They Good or Do They Suck? - Nickelback
Kraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a pers...
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14:57
Mass Debate Classics: Real or Fake? - Santa Claus
Two jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, ...
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14:51
Mass Debate Classics: Which is Better - Green vs Blue?
Our old pal Congressman Andy stops by for Earth Day, and he debates until he is blue in the face and Jed turns green with envy. Which color will be live up to the hype and be crowned king of the crayon box?
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20:33
Mass Debate Classics: Which is Best - Dogs or Cats?
Kraig struts around yappin' like a vicious junkyard dog, and Kirk weaves like an alley cat, half asleep, hungry, and waiting to pounce! When these two debate, the claws come out and the teeth start gnashing!
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14:57
Mass Debate Classics: Who Would Win In a Fight - Gorilla or Bear?
The fur is gonna fly when Kirk and Jed debate which untamed beast would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred, zoo style cage match between a gorilla or a bear! The first rule of Animal Fight Club is "There are no rules"! Mainly becaus...
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20:44
Mass Debate Classics: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
Jed and Kirk get frank with one another in this classic debate topic that dares to ask the question "Is a hot dog a sandwich or is it some weird, mutant-like creature born of pork by-products and broken dreams?" Bon appetit!
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16:37
Mass Debate Classics: Should Toilet Paper Hang Over or Under?
Kirk and Kraig try to wipe each other off the map with this debate for the ages. Do you let your toilet paper hang over like a glorious, majestic waterfall or are you an idiot? Let us know in the comments!
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17:37
Mass Debate Classics: Should Dog Pants Have 2 or 4 Legs?
Kraig and Jed debate the proper number of leg hole's on canine apparel. Yes, seriously.
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15:04
Bateman Returns for the 3-Way Debate, Man!
The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode:<...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:13:27
I Paid For My Deep Dish and All I Got Was a Nickelback
Here we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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